The best thing you can do for yourself is befriend a younger coworker, and ply them with drinks so they spill their dating disaster stories.  

Self-selection issues, people who go to singles bars now see it as either the last resort, or the close to last resort. Desperation and dysfunction are more common than drink specials.

As someone who spent my 20's dating this is soooo true.  Basic is acceptable compared to Lovecraftian horror online dating can bring you into.

Because taxes are a hybrid pricing structure that presumes multiple disparate revenue flows sum to the overall cost of maintenance of existing infrastructure?

Look there are way way more efficient means to perform the task of funding governance but it doesn’t take an econ 101 course to understand that a sub-selection…

Or they could just take pictures....

Show harm.

Well that also completely ignores that Musk has gone assymetrical on his short sellers with his own short burnoff (“funding secured”) and ratcheting up the rhetoric.

Yeah I was about 1/3 through when I realized the author was clearly on the kool-aid that short selling is inherently evil and completely ignoring that Musk’s SEC leash is historically short because he’s historically violated his ethical responsibility as CEO.

When did it become ok to not only hand out participation trophies, but to hand them to billionaires who are clearly just trying to drink from the faucet of public funds while making sure nothing trickles down?

My wife and I were chattering to each other in Spanish in line at Walmart, hers was vastly faster and clearer as she’s fluent and I am functional.

I think select fire would be key here.  You don’t magdump unless your dealing with physics that allows you to strafe.  That said if you have the boreline on center you only need to worry about the cyclic mechanism screwing up your sight picture.  There wouldn’t be climb because the kick is going directly against prop…

If they aren’t total idiots they put the shotgun on the centerline like the grandpapi of the A-10: American Bell P-39 Airacobra . Oh did you think the Warthog was the first time we built a plane around a gun?

You sir don’t know US Air power.  IF you knew that then we both realize the drone can stall due to inertia. …

Lehto forgot that small claims court for cleaning the car should be the remediation if they want to pursue it further.
If there was a before/after picture of the soda stain that alone should warrant an award and Judges have way more leeway with penalties in those cases.

Crazy part is that Kyoto to Tokyo standing on a train sounds horrific but its just mildly awful because it happens in about 2.5 hours:

Of course the Editor-At-Large for Breitbart is from Boone North Carolina:

Well that’s just another problem, my wife’s family is Mexican and salsa depending on context could mean Pico De gallo or Tapatio.
I frequently need to be overly clear but luckily for me there is no situation that isn’t improved by either or both.

I respect Cyanide and Happiness too much to steal their “Purple Shirted Eyeball Stabber” joke.

Well I don’t mind it except there is such an underprepared system to adjudicate illegal behavior.  Meaning its a great way to funnel money to people who are doing illegal things to make money.

The whole social media “Eyeballs=money” perverse cycle is awful.