I’m going to take umbrage with the Ben Shapiro AND Pod Save America inclusion on the news category. Commentary isn’t news, and people confusing the two IS WHY WE GOT TRUMP or something. PSA and Ben Shapiro are equally NOT NEWS. There could be a “news” category and a “politics” category, perhaps. I can imagine overlap…

Those are good points, but remember those MoviePass-branded tattoos that we all got that said “Free Movies For Life / There’s No Way We’ll Ever Regret This!” around a picture of Icarus?

Not silenced, but certainly not rewarded.

Distracted driving isn’t an accident. It’s an intentional disregard for the rest of society.

Czechoslovakian tourists? Borat? Twitter? Is it 1987, 2007 or 2017?

[Alt-right armed with tiki torches mobilizes outside Frankenstein Castle.]

Whoops, I misremembered the clue. Either way, it’s not a semantics argument. Indiana Jones’ costume was inspired by The Secret of the Incas, regardless of when The Greatest Show on Earth was released. The Greatest Show on Earth has nothing to do with the clue.

It’s not a semantics argument. The Jeopardy clue asked for a 1954 movie. The Greatest Show on Earth came out in 1952, therefore it is not the correct response. What’s difficult about this?

Tonight on Hannity: Roger Goodell calls me a word I won't stoop to reusing on the air. Is there no depth to which the loony left won't sink? Plus, donald j trump: did some stuff that was great, obviously!

Huh, I guess you've never read Vonnegut's book The Sirens of Titan then. You should check it out, I heard Dan Harmon is adapting it for either NBC or USA.

I'm feeling more Back to the Future II's version of 2016, only even more lame.

And the sauce can only be produced by Saucero-brand sauce pouches in your Saucero-brand vegetable saucer. (That's "saucer" in terms of "a thing that makes sauces," not like a flying saucer. Although for an extra $250 it will also fly. And spy on you.)

What a showboat.

Oh, and Ultimate Fakebook was supposed to open that show, but I think the bar was having their anniversary party that night so they wanted us kids out of there ASAP. But I was only being sassy, they are way more post-hardcore than emo, I just think that a lot of people overlap post-hardcore and 90s emo, particularly…

The 90s! What a time!

Funny you should say that, since the first time I saw them was opening up for the Get Up Kids.

They're mall walkers, not Olympians.

Jeez, that's a shitty trailer if it doesn't even tell you everything that happens in the movie.

They let her talk plenty. There was that hacking scene where she got to say stuff like "oh no, she locked me out of the mainframe!" and "ok, I found an end-around back into the system, I'm going to try and disable her access to the nukes!" Riveting stuff there.

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