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Wait, so he’s freezing out his GM in an attempt to get him to quit so that he doesn’t pay out his contract. All this while their team is getting killed in free agency? Makes sense.

No douche. Repping team gear (that just happpens to make you look homeless) when you know the media is trying to figure out your job status is hilarious.

Some people have no choice what name they were given.

“These people have awful names.”

Obscure to white Americans, perhaps.

Rose says its cool, Hornacek texted him that one time.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

Man, ask a guy to give you the number of an escort and he gets all pissy…

All your penis are belong to us

“Fewer”
-Stannis Baratheon

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

February 7, 2017. The day public education died.

in the roaring 20s they played soccer with rackets and/or brass instruments, whichever were available at the time

It’s called alternate geography. Places are no longer bound only to where they’re supposed to be. That’s called freedom and you’re welcome.

Also the best soccer quote of all time.

Willian certainly didn’t hesitate to join the celebration, however it went down.

Pushing 4th is nothing new for Arsene.

It felt special being one of the 1.5 million lucky enough to see this in person

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.