So when he “Sensually prepares” his meat, he gets fame and fortune.

Overloaded leather is also his online dating profile name.

He’s crossing haters off left and right, finally beat out Jared for first string Subway spokesperson.

Well, I mean, he DID prove some people wrong. Fans who believed in him, the Browns themselves, whatever scouts convinced the team to sign him...

“Mark...need a ride to the airport?”

Perhaps that IS his twitter handle?

This is appalling. It’s almost 2017 for crying out loud. You can’t leave Justin’s number or twitter handle?

They could easily get a guy in free agency too. Buffalo has a lot of natural advantages when it comes to luring free agents.

Phil doesn’t have room on his fingers for any more rings.

Ahhhh, a love triangle.

He might still be in a job if not for Andy Carroll’s top knot performance yesterday.

The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

What is dead may never die.

Release the damn tapes before January 20 or hush, child.

I hope they do “Springtime for Hitler.”

Already forcing women to do something with their bodies against their will, and he’s not even president yet.

I mean, not every one is great, but he had a way of making some of those look like he would never walk again afterwards.

Is there a GoFundMe or something set up for the family of that poor player who was shot while simultaneously having a seizure as Mario tried to get past him? I can only imagine the heartbreak of knowing that he’s never going to come home again.

David Duke is more tolerable.

It’s not even my birthday.