So when he “Sensually prepares” his meat, he gets fame and fortune.

January 20 will mark the first time in the NNSA’s 17-year history that it will exist wholly without its appointed leadership.

Overloaded leather is also his online dating profile name.

He’s crossing haters off left and right, finally beat out Jared for first string Subway spokesperson.

Well, I mean, he DID prove some people wrong. Fans who believed in him, the Browns themselves, whatever scouts convinced the team to sign him...

“Mark...need a ride to the airport?”

Perhaps that IS his twitter handle?

This is appalling. It’s almost 2017 for crying out loud. You can’t leave Justin’s number or twitter handle?

They could easily get a guy in free agency too. Buffalo has a lot of natural advantages when it comes to luring free agents.

And Aria Grande as his wife? Blockbuster!

What’s really funny is to watch the bowdlerized-for-TV version of the setup for that scene, in which Sonny doesn’t want his brother coming out of the bathroom with just a stick in his hand.

Sophia Coppola and Andy Garcia.

I’ve seen Godfather 1&2 easily into the hundreds of times now and I still catch new things. It’s staggering how well made those movies are.

Phil doesn’t have room on his fingers for any more rings.

Ahhhh, a love triangle.

He might still be in a job if not for Andy Carroll’s top knot performance yesterday.

Screw the ethics, it was the jarring fakeness of Tarkin and the Princess that was really jarring. Super distracting from the actual storytelling.

The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

What is dead may never die.

Release the damn tapes before January 20 or hush, child.