I think the only acceptable jerseys for Eagles fans are Randall Cunningham, Andre Waters, Marky Mark, or batteries. I also offer advice to any other NFL fans on the best jersey choices for their favorite teams.

We won’t know for a couple of days. If only somebody could reveal Trump’s tax returns to level the playing field.

Hopefully more of these idiots die in standoffs. Sorry— not sorry.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

These stories are always the best when they come from a team that royally sucks ass.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Hitchens would have gotten slaughtered in a presidential debate. He’d have come off as pretentious, annoying, and a bit of a dick. Remember, reality has nothing to do with presidential debates. It’s all about stagecraft and a good rehearsed one-liner. The biggest thing people remember about the second debate? Trump…

What is the only thing politicians are more afraid of, than the NRA?

That was actually his cousin, Gary St. Pierre

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

I’m a fan of GSP, but I really wish he wouldn’t fight again. Before he took his hiatus, he was suffering from blackouts and memory loss. I want him to retire before the brain damage becomes even more severe. The man spent 5 and a half hours in the octagon, that’s a lot of hits to the head.

Thanks, Tom! I do love videos featuring a big black duck.

If only he would go full Heath Ledger Joker, instead

I’m liberal as fuck, but I wish there was more oompf to that performance. Albeit, I think she’s trying to play out the clock and let Trump Cleveland Browns himself into a defeat

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

PussGhazi.

#fratlivesmatter

A sex tape that does not exist.

It’s always that extra one that really surprises you.