If you do, land on her

“Wow, sex during the game? That sounds like a real gamble.” - Pete Rose

I hope the woman finds out and sues the ever loving crap out of her.

Another high school mean girl, soon will be whining that people are being mean to her.

Also, why the fuck aren’t they getting Richie Incognito to speak? He’s even got a foreign-ish last name!

Here’s How 32 Corgis Reacted to the Pokemon GO Launch

No one wants anything to do with Whitlock’s mouthparts.

Congratulations, you caught Ticks!

Throw in a $10 gift card to 7 Eleven and he'll be there. Dude could stretch that out for 4 days.

There are an infinite number of ways to prepare canned beans using nothing but a garbage fire and the miscellany around you.

For what he lacked in wins he made up for in cleaned toilets, rugs sold door-to-door, vacuums repaired, grout installed, and scrap copper salvaged.

That bat flip was the capstone to an insane inning of baseball, one in which everyone in my house, who had no rooting interest in the game, was on their fucking feet, losing their minds.

Tomsula isn’t just the sports person of the year, but janitor, tanner, aspestos remover, daycare driver, lawn maintenence, fireplace sweeper, AND scrap recycler of the year. The choice is obvious people.

The only one who can beat Jon Jones is Jon Jones. And he does, repeatedly.

I’ll still pirate it to watch Lesnar. Probably won’t watch again until CM Punk fights.

It has always been Zlatan’s lifelong ambition to compete in, dominate and win the Europa League.

Call me when Ed Woodward sells Wayne Rooney to the Chinese Super League.

From my (limited) experience with people from Utah:

aaron hernandez will be calling into the convention from a prison pay phone

If anyone can show Trump how to force his way into Washington, it’s gonna be Mike Tyson.