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6/28/16

To honor their late departed father, Rex and Rob Ryan will put together an 8-8 season this year.

6/28/16

Just to be clear: Pat Summit, Muhammad Ali and Buddy Ryan are dead, but Skip Bayless is totally fine.

6/27/16

I thought this story was going to be about Timmy helping Manziel get back on the field.

6/22/16

I agree Billy. Messi’s free kick will give MLS no choice but to adopt promotion/relegation so that San Antonio Scorpions can play top flight football in front of 8,000 fans which is exactly what America needs to produce world class talent.

6/22/16

Adu

6/22/16

Nah, gotta be Leroux. They didn’t make player jerseys back when Chastain was playing.

6/22/16

Chastain?

6/22/16

Wondolowski?

6/22/16

Klinsmann himself made those substitutions when he felt the team needed a more positive formation in the second half. He gambled on taking a defensive posture and it failed utterly.

6/22/16

He’s not that bad, I just wanted to make a joke.

6/21/16

This would never happen in Trump’s America (because we’ll all be dead from a nuclear holocaust before the next major international soccer tournament).

6/21/16

Zardes must be on virginsonly.com because he can’t get a first touch right

6/21/16

Brad Guzman must be on gimpsonly.com because he’s playing like he is in a straight nacket

6/21/16

Our midfield must be on farmersonly.com.....because we are getting FUCKING plowed.

6/21/16

“What a great first half by Wondo!”

6/21/16

Who does Darlington Nagbe have to kill to get into the starting XI?

6/21/16

Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU while he was living in a dorm with roommates, so I don’t think you need a van. Research people.

6/19/16

It would seem NC transgendered are more of a threat to their revered southern society than young punks on Pabst. Pity the first one arrested for the horrible obscenity of going pee. I lived in the South and so much of it is culture is still despicable.

6/19/16

Around here every half-wit teenager with a pickup and a handful of brothers or friends owns a “landscaping” business. Got a whole crew of them down the road. They park their coal rolling pickups on the property line or in neighbor’s driveways, flying a big ass rebel flag and a Trump sign right out front. Eventually…

6/19/16

7-0? Wow, some people are going to be losing their hands and feet in the next few weeks...