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Eh, I’ve always found this level of secrecy to be dumb. It’s a fun movie, not the goddamned Manhattan Project. People will always find out the plots of movies months in advance if they want to, whether it’s from something a leaker posted on Reddit or a promo for a Lego set that was released too early. And this is

You can’t fart. Your farts attract the monsters. There’s your movie.

You know what I got from this article?

I don’t think they can set it in the Kelvin timeline due to legal issues. Basically, a lot of the aesthetic changes are due to Paramount licensing a shitload of stuff to Abram’s company, Bad Robot Productions. Like the change in the uniforms from color coded monochrome jumpsuits to blue with color coded highlights, or

Gimme some Saul Bass, please:

“Is Quora a princess?”

I will bet you a dollar it references specific conversations with marketing execs.

I have a feeling that once Solo: A Star Wars Film comes out, we’re going to get a lot of groundswell for Lando: A Star Wars Story.

Honestly the Rihanna shapeshifter bullshit was one of the more entertaining parts of the movie. The two mains were like walking Ambien. At least Rihanna had some kind of character going on.

I don’t really care about it

Although Magic: The Gathering is now set in a shared multiverse of elemental planes—full of the powerful spellcasters known as “Planeswalkers” who could travel between them...

Well this looks like a lot of fun. And yay, skinny Sallah in tow.

Blah Blah Blah Star Wars Blah Blah Blah would be good for AT LEAST a billion dollars.

Blah Blah Blah Star Wars Blah Blah Blah should be just fine for a few hundred million dollars to start.

It was the biggest grossing movie of 2017. You can argue about the choices Johnson made, but Disney hopes and prays that Solo “damages the brand” as much as TLJ.

I think Wonder Woman is absolutely one of the biggest pop culture moments of the last 10 years. Believe it or not, 50% of the people on the planet are women, and Wonder Woman means an awful lot to them. This isn’t a list of the best movies, but the most important stories, and Wonder Woman is incredibly important to a

Soooo... is this fish so good that possible death makes it worthwhile to eat? Also, what the hell was the process for figuring out how to prepare it?

Just like Yoda wanted to think of himself as a cool lovable muppet and not a CGI mess.

I thought there would be a teaser video with Darryl :(