I think the thing that absolutely sealed it for me was when my mom said she raised me better than to be atheist.

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Does he always have a corpse standing behind him when he gives a speech?

She did pretty well, but she failed to effectively rebut charges that she is black, so she will still struggle to get confirmed.

If the ladies are smart, they'll require pictures that show full participation in the January 6 insurrection before any correspondence can begin!

I’m willing to bet that the Venn diagram for the people who have a raging hard-on in support of this trucker protest and the people who strongly suggest running over BLM protesters who block traffic is a single circle.

Ironically your response shows exactly why Don’t Look Up is so flawed as a piece of political propaganda: the problem with climate change is not that the US is full of ignorant morons who don’t listen to clever people like Adam McKay. The problem is that the US is full of selfish, sociopathic freaks who simply love…

The key to a happy marriage is separate houses but that’s not affordable for most so separate bedrooms has to suffice. Works for us anyway.

“UNDERAGE”

“I could care less if he wasn’t committing a felony.”

I dunno. We need to make sure women are forced to give birth so we have enough children to slaughter in classrooms.

I hope everyone has prepared themselves for the emotional letdown of an acquittal because that’s what’s about to happen.

I think Football Outsiders had one of the best write ups on Rodgers.

Imagine throwing away all the amassed admiration and goodwill over the years as one of the best QBs out there today (possibly ever) and as a seemingly thoughtful and intelligent member of the NFL because Joe Rogan gave him a prescription for horse paste.

The takeaway here is that those five states have really small populations. I propose that they each be eaten by whatever state borders them.

Penguins famously love umbrellas

Accurate user name. 

Someone in that crowd will have their January sixth based bail revoked.

Maybe we can start a Museum of Losers to put all these statues in, and put one of Trump in there too, it’d be the main attraction.

He saw a black dude and an NBC logo, I doubt he even thought about the weather. His tiny Fox-poisoned brain probably jumped right to BLM or CRT or something about fraudulent votes.