Same here. Then I saw that it wasn’t Portal 2 updates, and I was disappointed Then I remember what a wise man once said...

I read the title as Portal 2 and got all excited for a minute.

Is it bad that I opened this article, excited for there to be new content for Portal 2 ?

Running in the zoo seems like a good choice. It’ll sure as shit make everyone who sees you think “What the fuck are they running from?”

actually two things that would rest heavily on you

I thought his motivation was “I took a drug that made me completely batshit insane.”

This movie has aged better than my exes. Hi-yo!

“It’s being dumb to make a point” was the thesis of the entire article. The article you just commented on. Did you read the article?

I would like to know more.

Plus NPH’s military intelligence outfit is, like, straight up Nazi. The other movies may be trash, and this might be a “terrible” adaption of the book, but it’s a great film once you get what’s really going on.

I saw this movie on a first date. I loved the movie, did not get a second date.

I would argue it’s one in the same. Which is the point I believe they’re trying to make too. He can only be that guy, because he was that guy. Yes, even fundamentally core belief-wise.

Can we add “too judged”? Because parents that try to let their kids fall down and be more feral and learn from their mistakes get arrested now. Somewhere along the line we made imperfect parenting a crime.

This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.

Like in the “don’t be classist toward your customers ‘cause they might be Eddie Vedder” story.

I don’t know that it would’ve been “OK,” but they wouldn’t have been followed out of the restaurant in the first place had they left even a decent tip.

You think that’s bad? Try being the one responsible for designing exhaust ports.

It’s a nice bookend to one of my favorites, “this can only end in beers.”

Two things that need to branded into the souls of every human being before they’re allowed out on their own.