Same here. Then I saw that it wasn’t Portal 2 updates, and I was disappointed Then I remember what a wise man once said...

I read the title as Portal 2 and got all excited for a minute.

Is it bad that I opened this article, excited for there to be new content for Portal 2 ?

Needs more Tims, eh.

Counterpoint:

And then there’s the full lips, perfect legs, thin waist, and supermodel face.

Don’t even get me started on the woman, she’s almost as unrealistic.

The basic premise reminds me of Brandon Sanderson’s Steelheart. Basically, humanity is randomly given superpowers out of the blue one day, but those who obtain them become psychopathic and narcissistic (read: supervillains). They easily take over the world and turn on each other in territorial squabbles, leaving…

I’d change that to “Fox allowed a successful and enjoyable Deadpool movie to be made” but yeah, I agree.

Fuck that, the rights to Deadpool need to go to Ryan Reynolds.

I just think of them as Mall Santas ... they may not be him, but the represent him, and that’s good enough.

You must be mistaken, there’s no Highlander 2. There was only one Highlander movie. There’s no Highlander movie where it’s revealed that all of the Immortals are aliens from the planet Zeist that were banished to Earth for rebelling against some weirdo and that Conner just forgot this for some reason that’s never…

Joe Russo told the Huffington Post that yes, the ending of Civil War did indicate that Steve Rogers has currently dropped the mantle of Captain America

So they intend on

Maybe the Flash will have to battle these guys.

Good guess, but that actually is the ending. Sam just keeps leaping and helping people, eventually leaping into the body of an Earth Star Fleet captain and helping to lay the building blocks for the Federation.

For when you work has a formal dress code, but you really hate working there.

I like that the model in every picture for them looks like he’s just internally screaming “WHY!?”

This is exactly how I ended up watching C&D with my son after he stumbled across it on Demand. He thought he was getting superheros, I knew we were getting awesomness.

Ah the heady days of 80's kids films, where you could tell a simple story about four friends, on an adventure to see a dead body... and possibly poke it with a stick.

Amen to that.