Yes, and that show was called Caprica. :p

I know! I’m afraid if I try to reread it I’ll get aphasia or something.

Sure, my name is George Dvorsky, and I work for Gizmodo. You know what, throw in a brand new Pontiac Aztek for your troubles. Least I can do.

Yeah, that’s what I got out of his explanation on the EP credit now too. I don’t want this jackass to eff up my shit so bad it gets cancelled.

Translation: “I’m going to wait to distance myself and my film from the works of this untalented asshat.”

I, uh...

Yeah, but none of them were Centurions.

Him and Miles Teller need to hang out and jack off to their own misunderstood genius together.

Not to mention that “deconstruction” implies he understood the “construction” in the first place... but it’s OK, because Snyder sees himself as the second coming of Alan Moore.

“A bad guy with flying monkeys,” deadpans Batman.

“People don’t want their heroes deconstructed”

They know mistakes were made with Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Lessons have been learned

I like that the phrase “first time” implies that despite witnessing an attempted murder, you returned!

Thank you that is what I was thinking, it sounds like two kids playing superheroes “I shot you!” “Well I was wearing bulletproof armor!” “Nuh uh I shot you in the head” “Well I have skin that is immune to bullets!” “Well then why are you wearing armor in the first place” “Uh... It’s super armor that lets me fly and be…

You miss unchecked sexism and racism that much?

Or in the case of The Martian, red is used to symbolize that he’s on fucking Mars.

So you quit a show because of one 2-minute scene, meant to emphasize how odd/psychotic one of the characters was, and to introduce the idea of genetic body modification?

The RIGHT one. i want a Clark that will reach over, grab bruces face, pull his cheeks into a smile, and not let him escape until he’s taken a selfy with his friend.

That’s a shitty joke.