malcontent79
Malcontent79
malcontent79

It’s a shame we don’t all live in the same area. It could be a massive viewing party for this turd. And by “massive” I mean drunken.

I like his alias, too. Vigilante is so on-the-nose. He’ll earn his reputation by nearly killing the super villians Robber and Criminal.

Ah, now there’s a joke i’d be thinking is terrible while simultaneously giggling like a baby

Rooting hard for a Legends of Tomorrow crossover where Ray Palmer says, “People always say we look alike, I don’t see it”, or something similar.

He has a big tattoo on his abdomen that says “JOKER”.

You know, that there’s a reason for the bad tattoos doesn’t make them any less stupid looking.

One of the Decepticons gets covered in bird droppings.

You’d think people that spent any time at all on Kinja would understand this.

He’s got the right ‘tude when it comes to this. Not too serious, lots of levity, and a knowledge that he's who he is because of the fans. More celebrities should be like this.

It’ll be the Escalade-y of the Lake.

...Do you think Donald Glover is Danny Pudi?

That was uncalled for.

English McEnglishname

My kid calls him Benadryl Cucumber

One of my friends had a dog and a parrot. The parrot used to tell the dog what to do and the dog would do it. If you’re never seen it before, it’s about the funniest thing ever!

Wait, record stores are still a thing?

Man, I would love them to bring Cavill onboard the show as Superman. The dude has potential, if he could only get away from a director intent on undercutting him at every turn.

The more ripped you are, the better your chances are to survive the MURDERVERSE