Ten bucks says that fanfic has already been written.

As children we were promised monster trucks with actual claws in the tires that would enable them to climb mountains.

“Barry’s love life is messed up enough right now, no need to complicate things further.”

I described the experience of watching ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ as kind of like the superhero movie equivalent of reading an old sci-fi story from the thirties. There’s a lot of stuff that just feels incredibly dated now because the audience is up to speed on the conventions of the genre. Much like we no longer need…

Okay, I was being glib, but we’re talking about a film that includes a ‘jokey joke’ about just how silly the source material is, guyz, so the grim-and-gritty was more of a shot of being vaguely ashamed of its own source material.

I totally agree that Stewart and McKellan bolstered it, but that’s kind of my point: If…

Fox didn’t promote X-Men as a superhero movie, but a Matrix-style sci-fi adventure. That’s probably why the X-Men wear black leather/spandex; the Wachowskis’ movie was the new cool thing in genre action movies circa 1999-2000 and they were eager to ride that vibe. Especially since the X-Men weren’t a proven superhero…

Worth saying that unlike other films that ‘helped usher in the Superhero film era’ (like Spiderman) the first X-men does not hold up at alllllll. In fact, the first X-men film is closer to X-men 3 then 2 in terms of sheer quality: The script is clunky, most characters are half-baked and under-utilized, the action…

The Fifth element is a MASTERPIECE.

It’s on the CBS website, and probably will be forever. They offering a free week/month of the subscription service, and it would be possible to binge watch on that.

Did you get to the part where there is none?

Speaking of the statute of limitations for complaining about things.

That’s what I plan on doing if I ever write a novel: leave a lot of open ended questions and vague hints, let the fans come up with complex theories, then choose the best one and pretend it was my plan all along.

Exactly. After seeing the shite that’s listed under “new series fall TV”, I can’t believe no one could find a place for Limitless.

Can they just issue their list of demands so that we can pay the ransom and remove the threat of a Big Trouble in Little China remake?

Yeah, I hope so. I was swearing a lot at my TV this season because Barry was carrying Idiot Ball way too much.

Maybe the real Jay Garrick can talk some goddamn sense into Barry Allen.

I knew How I Met Your Mother had a crappy finale, but war crimes is a bit overkill...

Totally disagree.

I was gonna say her name is “Psylocke”, but your description is all wrong...