I understand that “New York Post” and “jackass” are interchangeable terms, if that helps...

He also generally fails to actually ask the big questions coherently.

yeah, that was a bad comment on my part. I got carried away.

You just described Snyders career.

Watchmen the film is Watchmen the comic as read and understood by a 13-year old boy whose only takeaway was the sex and violence.

Choosing Zack Snyder’s finest movie is like choosing Rob Liefeld’s finest comic.

I imagine he cashed his paycheck between now and then.

I think what bugs me the most is the sheer arrogance of the man. In promoting his Star Trek film he made a big point about not liking Star Trek... I can’t put into words how much I want to see someone just walk up, then grab and snap his little hipster glasses in half. The man makes me want to side with the jocks and…

Man, with knowing his reasoning behind this and Jimmy, Snyder has a fucking weird idea on what constitutes “fun.”

The score of this movie literally made me laugh out loud several times.

I almost didn’t include it. I know this is a spoiler feature, but this movie is 2 years away, and ruining it for people already seemed like a step too far.

and NOT ENOUGH BATMAN OR SUPERMAN!

I asked the same question elsewhere, but you’re not in the grays so I’m starring you for awareness and because you did a better job asking.

That justice league member shoehorning was so audaciously lazy that they may have just had a blank screen during that part where the words "Google: Aquaman, The Flash & Cyborg to learn more."

Oh, Rob. You left out the weird death obsession, what with us having to watch Martha Wayne die in slow motion... twice.... on top of the bagpipe filled double funeral and all the time spent hanging around in cemetaries, crypts, and talking to dead people. Throw in Jimmy O. getting shot in the face and it’s basically…

Well, he heads back to Lex, who is now in Zod’s old ship, which is inexplicably still hanging out in downtown Metropolis.

I was really hoping there was a scene where George Michael Bluth’s Lex’s dumb hairdo burns off, and he’s going, “My hair! My BEAUTIFUL HAIR! Oh, what a world!”

I still can’t believe that this episode aired the Monday after Batman v Superman came out.