You mean ‘uncle-father’?

* These scientists do not actually exist. I made them up. I’m sorry.

Am I the only one that kind of wants a zany, fun Batman? Like the old 60s TV show? Or a family friendly Superman where he’s the giant boy scout he was written as? I’m getting more and more weary of the dark, grimy, grimdark portrayls.

“Mars sure does look like Vancouver.”

I kind of want it to just be called Mars Drama, and it’s just attractive CW people arguing about their love lives, upbringings, and parental issues with each other, but on Mars.

Is the CW show about Mars called Veronica Mars?

This. It would be stereotyping to put an Asian in the role, and it’s racist to have a white lead. There is no right answer anymore.

I’m starring you, but I want you to know that I’m also staring balefully in your direction, mekki.

Are you saying the bust is a.....bust.

They need to put a moratorium on relationship drama and just go sappily sweet with them all just being a bunch of friends.

They brought a certain Mystique to the female version of Brainiac.

Film opens with a tight shot of Idris Elba’s belt, he has the horn. C’mon, it’s the right way to do it.

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So Nancy is doing wetwork for a black budget division of the NSA when she’s betrayed by her handler and left for dead, but then she teams up with a bunch of suspiciously competent freelancers to take down her old agency?

They ignore the instances of Finn and Rey being set up for future romances because it feels forced, boring and the actors had no real chemistry with each other.

What does LGBT inclusion mean to you, softcore porn? Of course it’s not going to break the “rules”. In fact, any queer romance will probably be more chaste than hetero ones.

Why? Because it happens so rarely? Who usually gains mystic martial arts powers?

SPOILERZ: The Man In The Iron mask revealed!