I know we all hate giving Michael Bay any credit around here... But a toyetic ‘80s kids cartoon gets no fewer than five $100 million dollar major motion pictures? Yeesh!

I’ll be more abstract (and liberal in my interpretation of the word ‘franchise’) and say most of DC’s Silver Age of Comics, deriving new versions of beloved older characters, then keeping those older characters alive on Earth-2. The Silver Age editions of Green Lantern, Flash and others were created about 15-20 years…

You think that’s bad? Try being the one responsible for designing exhaust ports.

I want this to be so big that Disney will lock JJ Abrams down for the rest of his life and keep him the fuck away from Star Trek.

“Steakback Outhouse.”

I want homemade chips and guac so badly.

It’s a nice bookend to one of my favorites, “this can only end in beers.”

Two things that need to branded into the souls of every human being before they’re allowed out on their own.

I have to say that although I don’t care either way about the bun, this graphic annoys the fuck out of me. I think they were going for “The burger is on a pedestal with a cover that has just been removed behind it” but the “cover” is very obviously too shallow to have been covering the burger. It’s the visual…

THIS ABOMINATION; THIS CREEPING, SHUDDERING NIGHT TERROR GIVEN FORM; THIS BLEAK, JOY-EVISCERATING GRAYNESS!

Planetary or GTFO.

“(What’s the only kind of Robin Batman doesn’t like? Grave Robin!” I love you. Platonically, of course.

That would suck if Angie wasnt in (or was barely in) Agent Carter season 2.

Poor Arzt. First, moldy dynamite. Now, heart attack by holding an aluminum bat.

Even though this episode wasn’t as electric (heh) as the last two, it was still a great foundational episode that will have big implications for the season to come.

Han Shrugged First.

It always sounded like “There she” to me. Did a large portion of people really believe this?

I think it’s less likely to get a nod for director, as that’s a narrower category than Best Picture.

If by bang the drums you mean shred on our flame-throwing guitars, I’ve got your back.