I subscribe to the theory that Emma Frost is wearing sweatpants at all times but is mind-controlling everyone into thinking she’s super fit and wears outrageously sexy clothes.

In the immortal words of The Bowler: “I’m sorry, Spleen, there’s not enough beer in the world.”

They really did. I feel like Brandon Routh has been cheated out of what should have been a great film career because of that film. He was great in Scott Pilgrim and he’s killing it in Arrow and Flash.

I’m cautiously optimistic reading some of that. I was never sure about the ‘hip, Silicon Valley’ Luthor, but if they’re going in the direction where he’s worried about threats to the earth and genuinely sees himself as the saviour of humanity (instead of, say...making new real estate...) then I can get on board with…

Civil War II: We’re Just Setting Up Civil War III Here

Civil War 2: Civil Action Lawsuit

Same. I’m a bit more fine with what they did with Thor, but this annoyed me because they already had the perfect replacement candidate:

Civil War Too: Look Who’s Warring Now

Marvel Comics superheroes always fought each other, especially during the Silver Age. There would be a misunderstanding, there would be a disagreement, but they would always fight each other. Hell, the Hulk’s first encounter with other heroes was just generally getting into a fight with them.

2 Civil 2 War

Not enough sequel subtitle jokes. Let’s all do our part.

The first case she took on in Alias was about a conspiracy to discredit Captain America and show everyone his secret identity. It ended with her confronting the person in charge of the conspiracy and saying these words:

You know what? I love the balls on Cara Sloane to tell a BCO story about her own fuck-up. Just about every one of these is told from the waiter’s point of view, so I am always curious as to how customers would tell one of these (and what the exact hell was goin on in their cerebellums)...

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Okay, I haven’t read through yet, but last week, I discussed writing up a “BCO In Jokes Primer”... and here it is. For all those who are new...

See, I’m different.

And I will not defend it in any way, nor try to change your mind, but it had me the moment French accented Idris Elba showed up still alive hanging upside down in a tree. I started laughing and never stopped. The genre stars popping up were icing on this silly-as-shit cake.

Must I be ignored just because I don’t post in the comics forums on the web? Must I feel guilty (or stupid) for enjoying Ben Affleck’s turn as Daredevil? I don’t think so.

After reading what you wrote I couldnt help but think that some Producer had the exact same thought when this got made.