Sure, that works most of the time. But I don’t think douche capacity is really a good enough standard. For example, that completely ignores the superiority of douchecanoes in stealth-douche applications.

Well, it’s all about how much it can haul. Obviously, a doucheschooner hauls more than a douchecanoe, though both pale before the douchefreighter.

I, for one, can't wait for the Judge Redd crossover.

Meet Immortan Joanna. This gender-swapped Mad Max: Fury Road cosplay is another one of our favorite things we’ve seen at Worldcon so far!

While all of these are pretty fantastic, I have to believe that this probably exactly what Kamala Khan’s homemade outfit would look like. Really cool.

They really need to have Agents in the fall, Agent Carter in the winter, and this in the spring. Boom, done. They get summers off and we don’t have to go through the fall/spring blocks.

I personally like it because it’s fun. Also the art, yeah most definitely the art

I am. It’s one of the many reasons I like Superman.

That must be what going mad feels like.

Solo! Solo! His catchphrase is “Yolo!”. He like to wear a bolo. He’ll kick your ass in polo.

That sounds pretty awesome.

It would be cool if there was some element of John Wick, where people hear the name and just walk away. “Han Solo? F$#! that noise, I’m out of here.”

And the new villain, Red Purple Man.

Funnily enough ‘women bending over backwards’ is the favourite cover pose of that group.

Superhero identities: just like mixing paint or crossbreeding orchids.

Red Scarlet witch is pretty good.

You know there are actually red squirrels, right? Because if Squirrel Girl suddenly got a counterpart called the Red Squirrel, that would be awesome.

Jean Grey is more of a reverse widow.

I was just waiting to hear about “ancient Batman script” being worked into the Batsuit in the movie while reading that quote. Hell, I’m surprised Snyder didn’t insist on having “I’m the goddamn Batman” written over and over again on the suit.

If I had to guess, if we ever do see an Ant-Man sequel, it’ll be called Giant-Man. I’m hoping he fights Red Ronin. Or Fin Fang Foom.

My last restaurant was the best because the cook was a redhead. Nobody trying to pull the “hair on my food” trick ever got it right! One manager would even pull him out onto the floor to prove it to jackhat customers. It gave me warm fuzzies seeing those scam artists deflated.