"And the X-Men live in a world without the Fantastic 4."

I feel like the omission of the Thing’s pants is just drawing even more attention to the issue of what happened to his junk. When he wore pants, it wasn’t a big deal and it was kind of fun to joke about what he had under there.

But now we can see everything (or the lack thereof), and it’s weird. If the movie doesn’t…

The coolest thing about Marvel movies is the comedy relief. And before anyone says he talks in a racist way, believe me, that’s exactly how chicanos talk, I talk like that, it’s very funny to watch him talking “normal” in a super hero movie.

Or at least make the numbers add up to 19 or 99 or something like that.

Yes, more super-powered people on Agents of SHIELD is what everybody wanted right? I know I did.

The original GOTG (1969 version) was around a long time before Farscape was ever thought of, heck it was probably an inspiration.

Quill would understand them because he makes them. Also, who would put these sticks up their butts?

But Rygel is useless other than diplomacy, something that Rocket is useless at. Other than their abrasive personalities, I don’t see much of a connection.

Temba! His arms wide.

God is dead, and Envision Media Arts has struck a deal with the Austrian hard candy manufacturer Pez to make a movie about its pop-culture-reference-laden plastic sweet dispensers.

What makes me sad about that, is it would actually be an interesting idea for a character. In the hands of someone who wasn’y as obsessed with being edgy, I could see some interesting things coming out of a character whose powers require them to injure themselves. But you can’t throw that big a change on a character…

My roommate is the GM of a restaurant and it’s a few doors down from where I work. They have some nice beers on tap but mostly people order off their cocktail menu, which was some pretty awesome drinks that chance seasonally. Sometimes pop in for happy hour to say hello, have a drink, and chill with my roommate. One…

“Also, there obviously needs to be training classes for being a human being”

God, that last one is like a Monty Python sketch. It’s ex-ice cream! It’s ice cream pining for the fjords!

That’s because with every new installment, F&F gives less and less of a fuck about reality. And that’s why it’s so much fun.

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It made perfect sense. You have a hero who is known for her abilities to manipulate and seduce people who want to kill her doing exactly that to a hero who happens to be a giant green death monster. There is literally no one else on the Avengers team with the skills required to calm down and manipulate someone. Widow…

Both of the Avengers movies are apparently missing a lot of scenes, but Age of Ultron is an objective lesson in what happens when you take out too much connecting material. Things transition way too quickly in this film and it makes your head spin. I remember feeling like, “We’re already to the next set-piece? Did I…

You’re more polite than the people I go with. We just shouted “Dudes, there’s still stuff at the end! Where you going?” to the people walking out.