I think I've posted in the comments a time or two, but I'll email submit it!
Malcontent79
malcontent79
I'm a 20% tipper. You'd have to stab me in the face to get that knocked down.
"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."
He turns to his bright-eyed eight year old, sitting but two feet from me, and says, "You see son? This is why you should stay in school."(FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)
If you're giving prizes for best turns of phrase in BCO (consider it!), I nominate "Jesus freak dog fuckers" and "unsdisputed King of the Dickwalruses" from this week's batch.
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