@devianaut: LMAO... yeah. That font was fine the first maybe half dozen times I used it or saw it used and now it's just blah, cliché.

@tbonesteak: Who doesn't? Boobs are awesome.

Re: Contagion: Have to admit, slime aside, that's a fairly nice rack. I'm probably the only guy in the world who can't tell from fake, but regardless.

Having once been on an extended schedule for an considerable period of time (11 years), I can personally attest that not getting enough sleep can really mess you up.

@ManchuCandidate: DST always fucks my shit up.

@gaveedra: Means Blake Lively will be stuffed in a refrigerator.

Hurm. On the one hand, I can't say I'd mind some brainless (*rimshot*) entertainment.

@ManchuCandidate: LMFAO

@Dirk Anger: Short women are tighter.

I'll tell you another advantage of short people —or specifically, short women.

@Fauxcused: Yeah, that indicates. I do have people who read my stuff. They're great readers but lousy critics. Lol.

@Smeagol92055: +5 for fucking hilarious.

I'm not writing for Nano although I do coincidentally happen to be writing right now.

@Eldritch: You should totally send this to McSweeny's.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

@astrogea: Yeah, I can barely stand it myself, but it's become one of those things where I've invested so much time into it, may as well see it through.

@matthewabel: It's always Jor-El. "Jor-El" apparently means "cop-out deus ex machina plot fixer" in Kryptonian.

I'm not allowing myself to read this article although I'd really love to know what happens in this, the tenultimate season, and I can hardly wait until they come out on DVD. Am seriously considering purchasing on iTunes provided those versions include subtitles - just because shit, it's the season where everything is…

@JudasAsparagus: Oh yeah, Masked is pretty damned good.

@JudasAsparagus: There's also "Masked". Which I think might possibly be what you're referring to. "Wild Card" was the first story in it.