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Malcom Warner
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There are many valid criticisms of Hillary Clinton as a person and a politician, but to say that she was never a viable presidential candidate is absurd. She was perfectly qualified for the job - arguably one of the most qualified candidates ever in terms of government experience. She lost because she had a shitty

The GC had a faster CPU but the PS2 had a faster GPU and more RAM.

Video game breasts in general were quite pointy until the late 90's. Remember the first Tomb Raider? Lara Croft's "boobs" were basically two pyramids on her chest.

The Bar Doesn't Open Until Twilight, Princess

Seriously. "Good graphics" cannot be objectively quantified with a set of numbers. The art design of the game and creative use of different effects is way more important to making a beautiful game than simply achieving a certain resolution or frame rate. That's why a game like Wind Waker still looks gorgeous 15 years

I personally thought Skyward Sword was gorgeous. The way they used impressionist-style brush shading to render backgrounds (as opposed to the usual methods of hiding limited draw distance, such as fog or texture pop-in) was a brilliant technical workaround to the Wii's limited processing power that also added a dreamy

Ok, you're just trolling now.

Chris Meloni (Law & Order + Oz)

Lex Luther is just generally a genius though. Trump has a savant's gift for salesmanship and media manipulation, but he is extremely incompetent at everything else. He knows jack shit about things like law, diplomacy, engineering, science, military strategy, etc.

IMO most of the gimmick episodes have worked well. Notable examples: The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell, Being Frank, The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre, The Gang Saves the Day, the Gan Hits the Slopes. A few have been terrible (ex: Frank's Brother). In general I think it's best to limit them to one per season.

Conceit has two definitons. 1) Excessive pride, 2) An elaborate storytelling device/metaphor. The latter is technically a type of concept.

They're pre-taped.

Yep. Classic push-polling. Nixon would be proud.

This is called a "push poll" and it's a form of political propaganda that's been around for decades (although traditionally used against a campaign opponent rather than the media).

Yes, they definitely pulled that one and have edited certain footage to remove announcer comments and other things that appear too praiseworthy. But pretty much all the TV episodes and PPV's with him in them are freely available to watch

Pssh, that's nothing. Frank Gotch once visited the White House in 1898 and made William McKinley and seven of his cabinet secretaries each tap out to the cobra clutch.

Yes, wrestling is staged, the violence is faked, the performers are playing fictional characters, and the outcomes are pre-determined.

Two. Macho Man was still alive when Stephanie fucked him.

Republicans, 2009-2016: "OH MY GOD WHY IS OBAMA PLAYING GOLF RIGHT NOW WHEN THERE ARE SO MANY PROBLEMS IN THE COUNTRY HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON?!? AND HOW MUCH ARE THESE GOLF DAYS COSTING THE TAXPAYERS?!?!? WORST. PRESIDENT. EVER!!!!!!!"

This is basically what half+ of America has been thinking every single day for the last 18 months. At this point "I don't understand what is happening right now" might as well replace "E Pluribus Unim" as the official national motto of the United States. We should stamp it on our coins.