What's a good chipotle-to-cherry volume ratio? (Rough ballpark)

Your boss is wrong, as are all Texans who subscribe to this myth. Texas did not invent chili - they stole the idea from Central American Indians, changed the ingredients (most notably taking out the beans) and then passed it off as their own invention. "Real chili" has beans in it. The Texas version is just a…

You've clearly never been to a bad Indian food restaurant.

Toast? The fuck?

No need for the clock - it's always time for chili.

I never would have thought to add cherries into the mix, but that sounds very intriguing.

Despite what dipshit Texans (who stole the concept from Central American Indians, changed the ingredients, and then claimed they invented it) say, "real chili" does in fact have beans in it.

Even something as silly on paper as this ends up working on Smackdown because the writing is just so much better.

I should clarify: Roman is (logically) the heel here because he started the whole thing by ruining Rusev-Lana's wedding promo. I agree with you that he's a dick. What I meant by "he's the face" is that he is both officially the face and that WWE has actually managed to get him over as one as the feud goes on, despite…

Yeah I don't really understand the point of a women's HIAC given the limits placed on the women in terms of match violence. It's not like Sasha is going to blade or Charlotte is going to jump off the cage onto the announce table. Even the men's HIAC matches have been mostly lackluster the last few years given WWE's…

Yeah, the Rey thing makes sense. They were actually best friends in real life and worked together for decades all over the world. You can argue that WWE pimping Eddie's memory as part of Rey's title chase was a little over the top, but at least it made sense given the real relationship they had. Sasha is just someone…

Rusev isn't the babyface. I mean I love Rusev (and dislike Roman) as much as the next guy but he's definitely the heel. Roman has actually kinda started to get over a little bit since they started this program between him and Rusev (although I think those are mostly cheers of relief because it means Roman is out of…

What was Foley talking about when he said Sasha was part of Eddie Guerrero "legacy"? I know she was a big Eddie fan as a kid and his career was influential on her, but that's true of a lot of wrestlers in her generation. WWE has made a few odd references like this that seem to imply there is some sort significant…

These movies are almost cute in how hilariously dated their political messages are. Blaming school shootings on Darwin and video games? The right wing moved on from that shit like 15 years ago, PureFlix. Obamacare and transgender bathrooms are what's destroying America now. Get with the times.

That song he did on the Today Show really wasn't that terrible. It wasn't particularly good or anything and I'm not really into that style of music, but actual established artists have had far worse performances on talk shows in the past (Anyone remember Lana Del Rey's hilariously-bad SNL debut? Ashlee Simpson's…

Michael Moore does more harm than good for liberal causes. A lie in service of "the truth" is still a lie.

MGS V has the best gameplay in the series and it's not even close. In fact after playing V you'll probably be disappointed by the gamepaly limitations of the prior installments, most of which use a top-down view and worlds that are only semi-open. But remember that a large part of this is technology-based. The first…

The mythology of MGS isn't "dense" so much as it is "Utterly incoherent and constantly changing with each new game." Don't get me wrong - I love MGS and have played every game in the series. But the plot is also completely absurd, makes no fucking sense, and contains some of the most ham-fisted historical/cultural…

4 had both shitty writing and virtually non-existent gameplay. Chapters 1-2 are the only part of the game that actually contains "tactical espionage action" and are way too short. Chapters 3-5 are just a brief series of linear hallways almost entirely devoid of enemies which are punctuated by ten hours of cutscenes…

Guys talk crudely about CONSENSUAL sexual encounters.