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Malcom Warner
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Did anyone else find it incredibly weird and distasteful that Sasha mentioned Fabulous Moolah in her list of inspiring women WWE history, knowing how many women's lives Moolah destroyed and what an absolute monster she was?

So we can all safely assume that Roman and Rusev's US title feud has been abandoned, yes?

She is undoubtedly a conservative in real life, but you are correct in that her political persona is a character. She deliberately says the most shocking and offensive things she can to get attention and guest spots on talk shows where she can shill her next book. She's an IRL troll.

Not all lives matter. The world would be a better place if Ann Coulter were not in it.

It's interesting that even the right wing reaction to her death was tepid at best. Not that many righties even bothered to eugologize her, and those who did where pretty reserved in their praise.

Lena Dunham is a teenage emo WordPress blogger who happens to have a TV show.

Dunham's story is basically the female equivalent of neckbearded MRA dipshits on reddit who get ignored by the most beautiful woman at a bar one time, and then use that to go on a rant about how women are all "shallow bitches" who don't appreciate guys like him.

If he did it in a self-deprecating, joking manner, maybe. Dunham made these comments as some kind of quasi-feminist "look how despicable men's beauty standards are" rant.

OBJ probably had no idea who this woman was at the event and still doesn't now. This entire "controversy" most likely came and went without him even being aware of it. That's what she's actually sad about.

If you take LSD and binge watch an entire season of Home Improvement on YouTube, this is basically what happens after 90 minutes or so.

I used to play Duke Nukem 3D online with my cousins back in the day, and we seriously discussed creating a custom multiplayer map based on our high school because we thought it would be awesome to shoot each other in a virtual recreation of it. We even talked about including little easter eggs referencing our friends

Yo dawg, I hear you like sugar so we put sugar in your sugar so you can drink sugar while you drink sugar.

Yeah, that's why water is pretty much the only liquid humans should drink in any significant quantity.

False. It wasn't a fruit at all. The "apple" is actually a metal sphere of alien origin with supernatural properties that enable its holder to manipulate energy and control nearby people via telepathy.

"It was just a shade of red"

That's not really the main issue. Juice itself, regardless of the source or additives, is inherently less healthy for you than whole fruit because you are consuming all of the sugar contained within the fruit while removing all of the fiber (and much of the vitamins), because these are contained in the skin and flesh.

The juice-ish lobby has way too much influence over America's foreign policy.

I mean honey is better for you than corn syrup in the same way that untarred cigarettes are better than tarred ones. The miniscule difference in health risk between the two is irrelevant to the fact that both are basically poisoning your body.

I'm convinced that the only reason Cranberry juice even has a market in the first place is because of urinary tract infections.

Or you could just eat whole prunes, since most of the fiber is in the skin and flesh which gets filtered out in the juicing process.