Wait, you're telling me that this new religious movement led by a charismatic man of murky background who refers to himself by a pretentious title that does not include his actual name turned out to be a …….. *gasp* …… CULT?!?!

The whole point of "abstinence" rules in any cult is to give the cult leader exclusive access to secretly fuck everyone he wants.

I literally lived IN Hollywood for two years during school and rarely had to deal with starfucker industry types. Most people in LA, even in that part of LA are just normal people with normal jobs. According to their own figures, only about 160,000 people in LA county work in the entertainment industry. There are ten…

The Pacific Ocean is a VERY different beast than the Atlantic for a variety of geological reasons. Most transplants are surprised by just how different when they get here. The water is cold as shit even all the way down to Mexico and the currents can be extremely dangerous. People can and regularly do drown in…

San Diego is the 8th largest city in the United States with a population of 1.3 mil in the city proper alone. That feels "small"?

Parts of SF are like that. The majority of the city is just normal people doing normal things. Techbros and professional activists get the most attention though.

Lots of bands have this problem. One singer is too pretentious, the other is too twee/cheesy, and they need each other as a check to find the perfect songwriting balance. The Beatles (Lennon/McCartney) and Pink Floyd (Waters/Gilmour) are perfect example of this. The shit they wrote apart doesn't hold a candle to what…

I actually preferred the move. The book is also great but the acting performances are what really take the movie to another level. Everyone in that film is just perfectly cast.

I also hated the Raimi Spiderman movies (not just 3) and thought the two reboots were way better.

It received widespread critical acclaim. Don't know if it can really be called a "masterpiece" though. To me that term requires time to go by to see how it holds up over the years. Many comedies do not age well.

I think he meant "Insomniac" by Green Day. Which is both their most "punk" album and their most forgotten one, thus validating their decision to sell out and go pop.

That Charlotte promo felt uncomfortably real.

They need to make the face turn organic and happen on screen. It's gonna happen, just be patient.

Unlike JBL, Bryon makes obscure references that are actually relevant to what's going on in the ring.

The day Rollins tore his knee is Good Friday in the church of the blessed CrossFit Jesus. And May 23rd is now Easter Monday.

Yeah that line confused me. "Sami's not even from this country!" Uh, neither are you, Sheamus. Neither is Renee. Half the fucking roster are non-Americans.

Pshh. Call me when one of these whippersnappers manages to beat Battletoads.

Guy who spends his time trolling AV Club in the middle of a workday is lecturing people on "being an adult". Priceless.

Yeah. The fact that Jaqen sent Arya to kill an actress in THAT specific play can't be a coincidence. Another test to see if she really has let go of her old life.

I know, right? How do they take away his eye patch? HE'S LITERALLY A PIRATE WHOSE NICKNAME IS 'CROW'S EYE'! COME ON, GUYS!