100% this. I knew of so many guys in college like this who played the whole "sensitive hippie feminist" angle but we're really super creepy predator types. You really need to watch out for guys like that.

They didn't really investigate it, so…

Yes, they do. I've been mugged before and the cops asked me all of these questions, as did my family. I was basically "asking for it" because I was taking the bus home by myself and decided to check my email at the bus stop.

"We don’t tell the victims of theft that they shouldn’t have been walking around with a backpack,"

Careful. Try not to cut yourself on that edge.

Rude is from 2013. That's why I said 2010's plural, as in the decade.

It doesn't matter that they released a bunch of crap later. The Black Album is arguably the best metal album of all time and it lost to a band that isn't even a fucking metal band. This would be like if the first "best rap album" award had been given to the Bee Gees.

"Soy latte" does not belong anywhere in a song lyric. Madonna already learned this the hard way when she released "American Life" to widespread ridicule.

The inaugural "best metal album" Grammy award in 1991 was given to Jethro Tull.

This song and "Rude" by Magic are the twin demons of shitty 2010's yacht rock. If I hear one of them come on the radio I turn it off. Not the station, the radio itself. Hearing five seconds of either one of these songs inhibits my ability to enjoy music of any kind for a good 5-10 minutes afterward.

This is far from the worst award the Grammys ever gave.

Barry Zuckercorn. He's very good!

You misunderstood. This song is a tribute to autoerotic asphyxiation.

Train: "Save me, San Francisco."

Hey guys, did you know that doing lots of drugs and having casual sex with people you don't know that well is really fun at first, but can leave you feeling empty, disconnected, and depressed the next day?

"KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN"

Eminem didn't use the N-word because he was a white guy trying to make it in the black-dominated rap industry and it would have hurt his career.

When I was a sophomore in high school I really wanted to go to a Rage Against the Machine concert and asked my mon if I could use the car. My shithead older brother (whose mission was to basically ruin everything I enjoyed for laughs) hysterically told my mom "You can't let him go to that show, the band are…

Burned CD's? How long ago was this?

"The Oscars hate black people because I'm black and they never gave me an Oscar." - Spike Lee