God this is so true. For the first 5 minutes he's the coolest guy in the world but the longer he speaks the more you realize what a douchebag he is.

During Thanksgiving one year my (Catholic) family was having a discussion about violence in video games and of course GTA was the horse they beat because they're mostly non-gamers and only hear what's in the news. I decided to troll everybody by saying: "You think THAT'S offensive? In the game I just finished playing…

They could have just had civilian deaths result in a fail screen. Lots of games already do that.

Every entry sells millions of copies, so yeah it's just you. There are legit gripes with the seris - the quality of each entry varies a lot and there are some annoying recurring features but on balance it's one of the better game franchises of the last decade.

ANOTHER Steve Jobs biopic? How many of these fucking things are they going to make?

Bye Felicia.

There's a McDonald's in Piazza Della Rotonda in Rome that is directly across the square from the Pantheon. A 2,000 year old iconic building that is the most beautiful and well preserved structure of the entire Roman Empire, and it shares a plaza with a place that sells McNuggets.

Weezer made one good album (the Blue Album) followed by a bunch of shit. (No, Pinkerton was not a good album).

Makes sense. The Styrofoam in the old McDonald's burger containers gave my uncle type-II diabetes and my aunt got skin cancer from the BPA in the plastic lining of her tanning bed. My grandpa also developed cirrhosis from the arsenic in his antique whiskey tumblers.

Which is especially funny because most amplifiers and analog recording devices require magnets to work.

As in, Gawker is a better place for knee-jerk "that's racist" comments like yours.

Gawker is that way, kiddo ————>

This "alien invasion" is just a false flag cooked up by Obama to distract the population from Benghazi and Jade Helm 15. Wake up, sheeple.

It's 2015, people don't use punctuation anymore. By the end of the decade all communication will consist of emoticons and dick pics. The "title" of the third movie in this trilogy will be an American flag emoji and a 8======) dick Ascii-jizzing bullets at an alien head emoji while flipping double middle fingers.…

1996 Me: "Aww, there's that brief scene where pilots from all the world's Air Forces are side by side getting ready to fight the aliens. Look an Israeli and a Palestinian! They're finally putting their differences aside!"

Is this a serious question? The Cranberries were only briefly relevant but they wrote some good tunes.

I look forward to this new wave of unnecessary 90's alt-rock nostalgia supergroups:

When did Cena call himself that?

Gonna have to disagree there. Gorillaz are one of my favorite bands. It's the perfection of weird alt-pop.

And Neil, this time YOU drive the van!