"I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!!"

Nintendoland would actually make for a pretty awesome theme park on its own.

Weird. I don't watch this show but my understanding was that it was a hit.

He's the hero we deserve, not the one we need.

My favorite Cribs episode will always be the one with Ice-T, because he had a cash vending machine in his house because he was sick of his friends mooching all the time.

I would hope that those things would produce better music.

I'd say that the final musical revolution occurred in 1994 when Nate Dogg, while working on his unified theory of Regulation, discovered that the rhythm is actually the bass and the bass is in fact the treble. Mind = blown. He really should have received a Nobel prize for this groundbreaking research in musical…

I'm going to combine all of those genres into something I call "Crpfsunk".

That's because you didn't actually read the study.

"Like this comment if (insert episode of tween TV show that licensed the song) brought you here!"

I know people are always embarrassed after the fact by certain musical trends of their youth, but………. my god was Nu Metal embarrassing. We made Limp Bizkit the most successful rock band in the world from 1998-2001. We made that happen. WHY DID WE MAKE THAT HAPPEN?!?!

Hot take, Tipper Gore. What's the weather like in 1991?

I would also argue that the late 60's transition from singles-oriented music to album-oriented music was a pretty profound change.

So they are comparing a half-dozen or so rock bands from a specific region, subgenre, and decade to literally all of hip hop, and concluding that hip hop was more influential. Bold and totally fair comparison, hoss.
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Next week: was jazz more influential on pop music than nu metal? The answer may surprise you! (Or not…

You completely missed the point of that Jimmy Fallon story.

Yes, no woman can ever be compared to any man ever because sexism.

"The B grade has become the AV Club's equivalent of Rolling Stone's three stars."
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So they retroactively change it to an A after an album they didn't love becomes an unexpected critical darling and they don't want to look foolish for missing the latest musical trend?

I kinda feel bad for Cena. He seems like a good dude IRL but everyone hates him because Vince insists on booking him as an invincible superman who never loses. None of his matches ever have any weight because you know he's gonna win. Like with this "US Open Challenge" crap. The angle is supposed to be that he's…

Steve Jobs died during height of the first wave of Occupy Wall Street and there was an outpouring of grieving tweets from literally thousands of participants. This was ironic because these people were there to protest big corporations and they were lamenting the passing of the guy who founded literally the largest…

It's Greenland and Iceland all over again!