If there was a fan edit of Seasons 2 and 3 that completely omitted all the Dana plotlines it would be just as good as 1.

Dick jokes are so 2011, dude. Taint jokes are where it's at now.

Indie cinemas are being destroyed by in-home streaming video. I presume you're not giving up your Netflix subscription any time soon.

Financially crippled by exorbitant demands imposed by a foreign power, the German theater union responded the only way they knew how: by annexing Multikino, Poland's largest national chain of multiplexes.

Clearly the greatest atrocity in German history, this is!

What?!? This is America. NOTHING IS EVER TWO THINGS ALL THINGS MEAN ONE THING YOU'RE TRYING TO DISTRACT PEOPLE FROM THE TRUTH YOU'RE EITHER WITH US OR WITH THE TERRORISTS AXIS OF EVIL PICKUP TRUCKS RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

Wait, Benghazi was a news story? I thought it was just a nervous tick that conservatives randomly blurt out like a kid with tourette's syndrome.

Archer summed this up pretty perfectly:
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Cheryl: "I'm one sixty-fourth Cherokee!"
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Cyril: "First of all - a) No, you're probably not. And b) no one gives a shit.

It's understood at this point that most of what comes out of O'Reilly's mouth is exaggerated or made up. Calling him out for making shit up is like calling Lindsay Lohan out for being a cokehead.

I forget what she did to get suspended. Something about reporting fake intel reports about Iraq?

Brian Williams: "And you know who it was? Emilio Estevez. The Mighty Duck, man! Swear to God. And I was all like, 'EMILIO!!!!!!'"

So apparently "Vanilla Ice" is a traditional Choctaw name.

Last year during the latest Washington Redskins name controversy, Dan Snyder trotted out this fake Indian shill he uses for PR events named Mark Yancey, who claims to be Native American and goes by the name "Mark One Wolf" for affect (he's a black guy from Maryland who has never been willing to prove any tribal…

as someone who is “part Choctaw Indian, I see both sides.”
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Pop quiz, Rob: Which part of the (now) United States were the Choctaw originally from? Hands off your phone.

Please don't do another bait and switch where it turns out Scarecrow is just a subvillain and Joker is revealed as the main bad guy halfway through the game.

It wouldn't have generated this much scorn if it weren't for the insanely-pretentious and out of touch tone of the launch event. You had a bunch of pop stars talking about "changing the course of history" and taking turns signing a "declaration" on stage like they were literally revolutionaries forming a new country.…

"We have over 770,000 subs"
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This is a pretty modest claim and yet I still don't believe it.

I gave into the hype and binge-listened to Serial in its entirety during a road trip a few months ago.
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It sucks. Seriously, it's the most boring murder mystery you'll ever hear in your life. The narrative structure is completely disjointed, the interviews drag on way too long, and the vast majority of it is spent…

I don't even understand how people can say "Dr. Who is great" in the singular. it's technically one show but it's been on since the 1960's. The writers, directors, and cast have all changed so many times it's basically a series of different shows of varying quality.

Eh, it was never that great during its run and most of the humor is really dated.