THAT'S THE JOKE

And trucker hats. So many trucker hats.

The following week, Comcast and Time Warner announce plans to enter into a domestic corporate partnership.
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"See, we're not actually *merging*, we're just combing all of our revenues, expenses, product lines, and employees into a shared arrangement under the same name and stock symbol. So it's totally cool, you can…

A good start, but not good enough. Comcast needs to be broken up into smaller companies.

I'm from California. Everything north of D.C. and east of Ohio is "New England" to me.

No, you're content with White Castle burgers, which, not content enough to be merely "crappy", taste like literal shit.

A fair compromise. I believe the locations in Missouri are where they piloted it.

I dunno, this show seems a little conspicuous

There are plenty of hillbillies in Central America too. Or as they are locally known, "colinaguillermos".

"Long story short: Hardee’s serves more rural populations and the
backlash when Carl’s Jr.’s parent company bought them out caused them to
keep the names separate"
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So what you're saying is that they are separate but equal?

What exactly is an artisanal burger?

No one is.

1) Album drops
2) No increase in Tidal subscriptions
3) PirateBay's traffic goes up 10% for about a week then goes back to normal

People hated VR for the same reason they hated STP: they're pretentious assholes.
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Both of those bands were great but had the misfortune of forming when low-fi hipster rock was trendy and hard rock was out.

Izzy was actually fairly normal by rock star standards.

"One third"? Ok, you're clearly trolling now. Nobody's this fucking stupid.

It is true, actually, and your reactionary anger coupled with zero rebutting detail shows me that you are actually the one who has no fucking idea what he's talking about.

Wait, you're telling me that people weren't willing to pay double market rate to stream non-exclusive music over a shitty UI using triple the internet bandwidth on cheap earbuds that make it impossible to even notice the marginally-higher sound quality of the master recording?!?!

A homeless guy who looked suspiciously like Dave Mustaine was seen in the area around the same time.

Yeah, people have been saying that since the mid-90's bro.