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Malcom Warner
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It's not even the worst piece of marketing for THIS movie. Wrestlemania 31 featured a really fucking bizarre promo that involved Aaaanold addressing the crowd (as the terminator) while Triple H did his ring entrance dressed in some weird cyborg getup that looked like a generic knockoff of a T-800 costume while flanked

You're joking, right? 1980's America was Peak America. It was ten straight years of pop culture being bukkaked by American exceptionalism.

In a crowded field, Jess letting Dana move out of the house after a two-minute conversation is the most ri-goddamn-diculous thing any character on this show has ever done.
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Dana: "Hey mom, I know I'm only 18, haven't finished school, and have a documented history of mental instability, suicidal tendencies and generally

/facepalm

I never said they weren't evil. I was simply clarifying their position on one issue.

People support politicians all the time that they disagree with on many issues. In fact it's virtually impossible for anyone to find a candidate who agrees with them on literally everything. Don't know what else to tell you.

Like I said, it's a question of priorities for them. I'm sure they'd prefer that the GOP supported gay rights but at the end of the day they will do what's best for their profits, and that means getting Republicans elected.

The Koch brothers are actually very pro-LGBT (they're liberal on most social issues in fact). They only give money to right wing Republicans because their business interests outweigh their social principles.

$600,000 is a fortune in Indiana.

Hey guys, I think I hear the drums echo in the night……

You're shitting me, right? Blur wasn't even the best band Damon Alburn started.

It's an equilateral parallelogram in which all sides intersect at right angles.

"I'd like to play me latest chart toppa. It's called, 'Me Fans are Stupid Pigs'"
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*Applause*

The Beatles wrote some absolute shit lyrics too. I mean come on - "I Am The Walrus"? Even for an acid song that shit is incoherent. Some of the words aren't even real words.

So true. I love Pearl Jam but after awhile it was like "We get it, Eddie. You had a rough childhood. Can we talk about something else for awhile?"

The whole grunge "fuck fame, I'm so depressed, being a rock star is bullshit" thing was equally pretentious in a different way. Oasis was actually a refreshing antidote to that at the time.

You gotta love the irony of a guy from Manchester talking shit about other European cities.

That commentary is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Noel may be a hyper-critical dick, but you gotta give him credit for being able to turn it on himself as well.

There are two types of people: obsessive runners and people who hate running. There is no middle ground.

Noel's also fond of paradoxical album titles. "Definitely Maybe", "Don't Believe the Truth", "Chasing Yesterday", etc.