I’m sure you look better, perfect internet stranger. I’m SURE OF IT. There’s something so bizarre and wrong about the way she photographs. Like she’s not looking directly at the camera, she’s for sure not smiling with her eyes, her mouth is set in this funhouse clown kinda jeer, it’s just... so fake and awful.

DonJ and KimG are definitely not high as fuck in that photo.

You’re reading too much into it, they’re just paying by the pound.  Rocks are heavy, Blunts are not.

These groups may have been able to help

Mother TRIED to steal Kate Middleton’s hair. She ended up with something else

Graham Norton. 

@ the Academy: hire Hannah Gadsby, you cowards.

I’ll be shocked if his family allows this misalliance. She’s glowing like a radioactive leper.

More like stole Lorde’s props am I right?

The coalition of citizens of the world not living in America wishes you America all the best today.

How am I just finding out about “Brandie”

haha ew

Tempting, but Scaramucci is throwing in a $20.

The live performance on Graham Norton is one of the most magical and entrancing things I’ve ever seen on late night TV.

Pump-a-Trump

It’s FrankenSTEEN!

everybody pronounced it wine-steen and not vine-sht(eye)n

Why the fuck does this website worship Cardi B constantly? I truly don’t get it.

It’s as if he didn’t live through the sixties.