HA!!! Touché.

Completely agree.

The dress is really beautiful and I know I should be wowed but I just find something missing. But this is what’s good about the internet: she can metaphorically tick someone else’s boxes and do well from it.

Come sit next to me, Friend, and eat ice cream and judge people.

I live in this time zone and this morning on the news, I saw some mouth-breathing, inbred, melanoma-riddled carbuncle claim that it was a ‘step towards peace in the Middle East’ (or something to that effect) and I straight up lost my shit at the screen and scared the hell out of the poor dog.

I just. CANNOT. FATHOM. THE APPEAL. here.

It sure-as-shit ain’t Magnum.

“huge mound of 3 am cat vomit”

HA! Internetting the day away and I got so excited I didn’t even pay attention to the date!!!! Don’t mind me. I don’t internet very well :)

And here I was thinking I was going to be productive today- thank you for the design rabbit hole!!!!

Majestic.

To be honest... it never occurred to me that I didn’t know The Girlfriend’s name. This stuff is insidious!

I was a little older when I saw it and I kept thinking, “Am I supposed to like this guy (Bueller)?”

In these times of insidious echo chambers, I have to remind myself daily that no human being knowingly, consciously and intentionally acts irrationally (I’ve just been on holiday with my parents and husband, so I’ve had practise).

religion had convinced her that premeditated sex was worse than an unplanned pregnancy

YYYAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Until you said (typed?) it, I was like, “Where do I know that from..?” and now I’m too stoked to even express myself properly.

Yeah, I’d read that on various corners of the internets too, and maybe it’s one comment re-published multiple times but... that doesn’t surprise me. Unless she’s on the same page, that is indeed a ticking time bomb.

Yep. Damned if you do; damned if you don’t.

Yep. I hate myself for it but that’s exactly my position too. Not to mention that my friends and I are now geographically so far flung that it’s impossible to keep up with each other with more traditional communication methods.

Aww! I love it when Jezzies share the love :D. The internet isn’t a complete dumpster fire!