IKR?? Thank you for the concise report on the Daily Fail’s passive aggressive particulars (so I don’t have to actually read it). You do good work.

In heels; probably standing for hours. The woman is a champ.

Nope ;)

Of course she did. Doggos be needin’ snacks n’ stuff :D

Something something something Dark Side...

HOUNDS!!!

WHAT AN EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD BOY, MOSES!

Hot Take: Sharks are both The Best Fish and super cute squishy hungry murder torpedoes.

Everything about this thread is giving me life.

You gotta ask nicely in French and then submit a formal proposal. Jeez.

Ottawa is indeed a cesspit of suck. So much so that I moved to the Middle East to escape the perpetual winters. It’s been 10 years. No regrets.

That totally sounds like something they’d advertise on the radio. In fact, I’m not sure they haven’t...

Jesus fuck.

Preach.

After Hurricaine Harvey hogging the headlines for a couple days, I was starting to get worried that 45 would initiate something drastic to regain some attention.

I wonder if Hurricaine Harvey* and his brother Bob got into some sort of massive disagreement and this is all a coup. That desperate email he wrote to the Big Players, begging them to save him feels like the last desperate Hail Mary of a sacrifical lamb.

Excellent comment. Actual lolz.

*Millennial women aren’t rushing to see it. Millennial wimins are the WOOOORRRRSSSSTTTT derp derp derp get off my lawn.

This is just heartbreaking. I loving watching Iordache perform; she’s incredibly graceful while still powerful enough to pack some real difficulty into her routines. I remember watching her Back In The Day in that yellow leotard, bouncing around like a tiny acrobatic Pikachu and thinking, “Wow, this kid is someone to…

“Don’t drag me into this; I’m pitching tomorrow” -Dawn