BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ugg. That is so devastaing. A PE took my father-in-law and they really are gone in the blink of an eye. Take care of yourself and thank you so much for starting this thread.

You, dear internet-stranger-friend, are a good person.

IKR?!? You’re more than welcome any time.

You are more than welcome to come over and try. She will likely sleep at you in return, but she is soft and enjoys sleep-yelling, so she’s certainly entertaining in other ways :D

When people ask what breed she is, we say she’s a Dubai Desert Special, to which they usually nod knowingly- it’s enjoyable :D

And she routinely gets called Dobby the House Dog (among other things) due to the ear situation and because she’s a sofa-squidge who is soft and I love her.

Yes! Here, they say, “just put down the damn food bowl!” ha ha!

You’re more than welcome. She’s a cancer survivor and has only recently been given the all-clear, so we are massively relieved. We can only imagine what you must be going through right now.

Our Dubai Desert Derp Dog sends love and cuddles and muzzle-nudges and a kiss. Animals are the best at breaking our hearts in the best way possible.

Sadly not literally, what with all that polluted, contaminated floodwater...

HA! Exceptional. “flood insurance” *smirk* 10/10

You have devoted your life to noble work, my lady.

Needs more stars.

So we know she also has a Wiki account... I wonder if she donates?

Ooh yes! But don’t invite Phil or Stewart. Oh god, and where are Emma and Ollie at now!?

Hey hey!
You’ve had lots of informative (and one not-so) replies so I’ll try to keep it short!

If/when he ever goes, I’m hoping it’s in October. That way I can celebrate my birthdy in decidedly Tucker-esque fashion and make a celebratory c*nt cake. You are most cordially invited to the party.

This is so moving- my husband and I often find ourselves wavering back and forth on many of these factors. The thing is, you’ve managed to organise your thoughts so eloquently and it was a beautiful read.

If:
a) He’s a moron, I’m glad he’s getting called out.

Your logic and well-argued rationale are not welcome here. FAKE NEWS.