In further news, Frank Williams will not be travelling to Brazil for the race, as he has to attend the birth of the team’s reserve driver…

“This one tells us that kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome and bestiality are all just fine, as long as the girl finds love in the end.”

This poor girl. She’s too young to be dealing with any of this and her parents should be shielding her instead of yakking to the press.

This is also archeology. It’s not only important if it happened somewhere cool like Egypt. There has never been a clear answer to this story and considering she was/is a very important and controversial figure exploring this story is not only important from a historical perspective but frankly it’s practical. It may…

And in the grand scheme of things it’s not even a lot of money.

Got any pictures you could post?

Why? Historical research is always expensive and frequently unproductive. How is this different than heading over to the valley of the kings? or diving down to the Titanic? Because it’s just one woman?

I used to have this poem memorized as a child and recite it to people so I ALWAYS CARE.

The first time he set foot in the costume store was probably for that article. And there are tons of Black Widow costumes for kids available. Where was he looking? There are hundreds available online and information on where to find another store he can go to.

THEN WHY DON’T YOU MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER A COSTUME, ERICK?!?!

People that die never get the chance to retrieve any items.

https://thinkprogress.org/the-fbi-directors-letter-about-the-clinton-emails-says-a-lot-less-than-the-media-wants-you-to-aa61e81e5a97#.w8j5rmbfw

Then don’t ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

All I’m sayin’ yo.

I sincerely hope that this is just the FBI doing its due diligence and making sure that some pissant House committee can’t throw this back at them later.

Too late, jerks, I already voted.

Next thing you know, adipose will be running around the city.

I had no idea who this woman was, and discovered that her name is “Tinsley Randolph Mortimer.” Jesus Wept! Her name contains both of the Duke Brothers from “Trading Places.” Is this some kind of long form performance art? Is she going to Mary someone named Winthrop Valentine on the show? Through the looking glass we…

I hover because I don’t want some judgmental asshole deciding I’m “neglectful” and calling the cops. It’d be a waste of resources on an already taxed system, bro. 

Right? They probably are boring white dude jams, but just let him have them!