this poster is a dude who is trolling. good investigation

you've changed

Yeah the kid is born an Urkel and just wants to collect agates and be a geologist and has a miserable life due to all the sports pressure and disappointment.

I hate undertale fans because they made me think it was an RPG and not a bullet hell before I bought it. I hate bullet hell games...

great screen name

right?

Is it really true that credit unions are “usually” “much better” than banks about fees and services? I got into two credit unions back during the financial crisis, mainly because I was convinced by friends that big banks are evil, etc.

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore?

Dodger Dogs have been known to get violent with my colon and blood pressure as well

Seems like a stupid system if it encourages the driver to not pay attention MOST of the time and then relinquish control back to the driver only when there is going to be a uniquely terrible accident. WTF...

Is this kid even a real rich kid?

A lot of words to avoid stating the obvious: because they are stupid. Really stupid. Pro athletes in general are a dumb group and MMA athletes (and boxers) are the dumbest of the dumb.

no

Ah, I didn’t know about that program. That makes more sense.

Why did you go to UVA and get a BA in English (or do anything in this essay and on your resume) if you had perfect SATs?

I’d rather watch pro wrestler sized dudes on steroids race each other on mopeds through the Tour De France course.

I use LA metro all the time and am eating lemon sorbet without a shirt rn

Yeah.

The Warriors became Silicon Valley’s team just last year. Most silicon valley people didn’t even know the bay area had a basketball team until they made the 2015 playoffs.