Last night I had a wet dream about Tessa

Only a son, though—naming your daughter Batelov would just be stupid.

I liked Tracy's line about being a masturbator, perhaps because when I watched this episode I was masturbating.

@avclub-e992e46f4b560ad29e2a2b0db253ec7e:disqus  - The first of those. You know, the one that was called Batman.

It was the opposite of an episode of Batman.

As the first season of 2 Broke Girls draws to a close, I find myself wondering just what it was about the show that made me so hopeful for it back in the early days.

HOW ELSE WILL YOU KNOW HOW STRONGLY MY OPINIONS ARE HELD, AND THEREFORE HOW IMPORTANT YOU SHOULD CONSIDER THEM?

I haven't seen the episode, but I'm going to express strong opinions about it anyway. IT NEEDS MORE CINNAMON.

A decreasingly huge margin, so there's that.

I did think of that. Unfortunately, I don't actually have the west coast channels, so…

Here in Canada, City TV decided to squander all the goodwill it had earned from airing Parks and Recreation two days early by cutting to commercial in the middle of the second act. That really screwed up the rhythm of things for me, not to mention preventing me from seeing a minute or so of the episode, so I can't…

It's code for my penis.

I wonder if people just got spoiled by the insanely good season 3. I would say that this season has been a little bit off the heights of season 3, but that season was so insanely good that a little slippage was almost inevitable. If people are now expecting the quality of the show to consistently match that of…

I don't like posts that ask to be liked, as a matter of policy. But I wish to express my strong agreement with this sentiment.

@avclub-c08abdfad98ebf82a02023705041633b:disqus , I tried to come up with a more idiomatic/smoother translation, but I don't actually speak French. I like MBAB, though.

Je dirais UMQJVB. Ou, tout simplement, MJVB.

This was an extraordinarily stupid episode, but I kinda liked it anyway, which bodes well for the show going forward.

Harry's Law also airs a couple days early in Canada, on Global. The Office (Global) and Whitney (CTV) also aired a day early for at least parts of the season. It happens, is what I'm saying.

I take it that trusting the bitch in apartment 23 is out of the question?

A) Yes, he does.
B) If memory serves, she moved her hand up to her thigh just before this happened, so that might have had something to do with it.
C) Paralysis is not necessarily accompanied by loss of sensation. I can't remember if they've said whether Quinn's is.