Other nations with compulsory celebration of the military: North Korea, Cuba, China. Good company. We should be just like them.

Not true. Sometimes I’m shitting.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

Get that useless ass Melania out of my city and out of my country. We don’t want her here. And of all the events she could have travelled for, the American Invictus athletes deserve a representative that is a hundred times better. At minimum, someone who has held a legitimate job, has integrity, values freedom and…

Given Mooch’s now-deleted past tweets saying very derogatory things about trump, I’m hoping Mooch goes on a twitter-rant and spills lots of good stuff.

I love how Jimmy Carter is building houses at the age of 92 (after collapsing due to dehydration) at the same time this guy needs a break from being President.

Maybe she’d care more about the welfare of her workers if they looked less like this:

That man is doing God’s work.

The problem is that a Trump is a pile of shit, not a piece of shit.

Actually, he’s been mad for 48 years that Mario Andretti won the Indy 500 too.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

If the Saudi’s praise him. the Israeli’s don’t suck him off correctly, and the pope lays down the boom, he may come back a Muslim.

Because American Christianity is a fucking joke.

Seriously?! Mr. Creosote is going to be determining what’s healthy? I guess all our meals are coming in mixed-up-in-a-bucket form for the next four years

So even though I think a vehicle is hot garbage because it’s set up to not do the thing which its design would suggest it’s best at, somehow the passage of time should change that opinion because...why?

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Until she produces the three-eyed fish and serves it to Steve Bannon for dinner in front of the press....

Always wanted one of those. The Breras fettled by Prodrive are supposed to be absolute gems as well.