“This sums up the whole of my administration”

Our Defence Minister is a turban wearing Sikh and he met with Mattis this week. I can’t help but wonder what was going through the Trump admin’s heads when he visited.

I AM THE LAW

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

Because

My guess is FCA marketing execs will be the only ones to ever compare this to a RR. I think they’ll be more likely be on par with a Sequoia and not even make it to Caddy levels of luxury.

Need something that can get through that sippy hole.

WHY ARE RICH PEOPLE SO TACKY. CAN SOMEONE TEACH THEM SOMETHING ABOUT STYLE?!

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Makes America Great Again

I hope she describes it by saying, “he has the sexual prowess of a tranquilized panda.”

I love how Republicans are soooo scared of that word!!

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

If Mar a Lago loses so much as a single roof tile, Trump is canceling Sunday’s debate faster than you can say “Gyna.”

This does not seem to particularly matter to Eric Trump, who seems to be busy living in a creepy video game loosely modeled after the 1987 film Wall Streetwhere slicked back hair is a professional look, down-time involves shooting cheetahs

Only commie liberal PC SJW pussies wait for an event to happen before forming an opinion on it.

<allcaps>THEY ARE ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE THEY FEEL COMFORTABLE DOING IT. THE SAME REASON THEY’RE COMMITTING HATE CRIMES ON THE STREETS OF NEW YORK. THEY ARE DOING THIS BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP AND THE MEDIA HAVE NORMALIZED THEIR BEHAVIOR AND BELIEFS.

Fuck, what the hell is wrong with people? So much ignorance and hate in this country, it breaks my heart. I posted something on FB yesterday, comparing illnesses of past presidents, to Clinton’s current illness, basically like chill people. Well, a friend from high school posted some shit like oh, she is sicker than…