I hope Richard Petty trips over his cat and breaks his ancient ignorant hip.
Malcolm Bricklorean
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He’s been told they are ‘Americans’ on paper, but you know he doesn’t really think they are ‘real’ Americans.
But she’s so pretty...
With the Texas State Fair coming up tomorrow, Ford’s new Super Duty Limited line offers Texans three new ways to waste spend their hard-earned cash recent flood insurance settlements on Super Duty trucks.
New Hampshire driver “Living Free’ of liberal snowflake mandated chassis bolts.
Boycott Dinoco!
Give me a minute so I can go throw my kid’s Disney Cars “The King’ toys away you ignorant old son of a bitch. You’re king of nothing I want to be a part of.
Lazy Cajun Navy redneck. Get your ass to Florida! Irma’s comin’!
Thanks Trump. I’m pretty sure you said you could control the weather, or at least inferred it, as part of your ‘super powers’.
What about Ike Turner?
I think the eclipse should be promoted as the return of White Super Jesus..and you will only be saved by staring directly at the sun. Dealing with racist rednecks would be so much easier if they were all blind.
Do you think he’ll be upset when Mueller et al eventually out him as a money launderer and massive traitor? I’m leaning towards yes.
New requirement for Trump infrastructure funding: All lines on the road must be white. Yellow lines will remind his base of stolen jerbs.
He’s gone full petard.
Trump wine. I’d rather drink a jug of piss.
Cant wait for TRUMP Hotel to be the standard euphemism for a prison.
Massive public humiliation and ditched by his wife, but I’m sure it was “an honour to serve President Trump’.
Trump motto. Be prepared...to lie.
