Mama Mia let me go.

Secretary of Murder?

Trump - Simpson 2020

How can a bunch of fucking morons NOT agree about anything and still all be proud of being in the SAME political party?

Jimmy Carter was building homes for poor people in Canada. Donald would obviously see that as being Un-American.

Top Tip: Trump needs to visit some of the uglier world leaders.

America isn’t going to come to its senses until its lining up to buy toilet paper.

It’s still exists, it’s just been renamed to be the White House Council on Hot Chicks, Trophy Wives, and Piece-of-Ass Interns.

Massive liar accused of massive lies will respond with massive lies.

UPDATE:

Southern racist lap dog.

He said he would answer questions as best as the Lord would allow him. Either JC failed him, or he really meant Jefffery Lord.

Technically, a hamster is a rodent.

All hail President Massive Liar.

If Twitter had been around in the late 1930's, I wonder what would have been the trigger to shut off Hitler’s account?

I heard these places will have tremendous bedbugs. They will be yuuuuge.

I’d make a Three Stooges crack, but that would be far too disrespectful to Stooges.

Quit your Mitsubitchin’.

Montana. Scratching that off the list of places I’d like to. If the people vote for criminals I can only assume that they are fine with randomly assaulting tourists.