Right, but they didn’t need their parole officer’s permission to drive to Oakland.

That’s what I did. LasVegas is basically east SoCal these days.

Vegas is closer to LA than Oakland, so if anything, you can expect to see more.

Aside: The Falcons should go back to those ‘90s uniforms permanently.

They didn’t even spell San Diego correctly.

At least they fucking remembered their own God damn color scheme being POWDER BLUE.

So Al Michaels can legally hold up his betting slip during the broadcast and scream “c’mon you fuckers!!”

Hey, leave the Golden Knights out of this!

The A’s and Arizona?

Let’s all drive good cars until the robots take our keys away! Then eat our medicine for fuel.

Or you could just do work at work. Or tell your boss to fuck off cuz you got stories to read.

“We could stitch it on...”

Team Dignityless.

It’s like a Twelves seahawks jersey, except more humiliating.

Goodnight, feet prince.

That’s why they didn’t say no. They are just making him sit on his hands for being a little shit. Which they have every right to do.

So, you are potentially going to deny yourself some seriously awesome vehicles (Porsche/Audi, and I love my Golf-R) because some jabroni on the internet tried to get cute-sy with VAG by stripping his car down the before drop off for some LOLZ and internet fame? Really? If so, your face never really liked your nose…

“I’ve waited long enough already,”

“You’ll ruin my radio career? How are you going to do that?”—and Sherman doubled down: “Video.”

Actually it doesn’t sound like that bad of an idea to me. And after people go to a game, they can stop at Ice Town on the way home.