Butch Jones loving The Gap Band is amazing.

There is no universe in which the human being who made the play Randolph made, from the angle he made it, at the speed and exertion with which he made it, could have been in position to block the follow-up. This entire conversation is breathtakingly stupid, and I wish just the absolute most painful possible stubbed…

I hope everybody truthering Randolph’s effort after the block gets hit by a fucking asteroid.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

I highly doubt 47% of Jalopnik’s reader base voted for Trump.

Counterpoint: all 3 of the jerseys you posted pictures of are dope.

My favorite show on tv. Not only are they the only sportscasters whose politics talk doesn’t make me lunge for the mute button, I find myself comforted by their takes.

NBA > NFL

He’s calling out Arizona, but he lives in Michigan...

No, the American League should eliminate them.

The Kings will never ever win a championship. If they somehow do, I plan to shotgun a series of Four Lokos then toss city hall into the American River brick by brick.

Well Kinja user TrumpIsBad...

On cold nights the only thing that keeps me warm is booze and the fact that Pete Chilcutt has more rings than Stockton, Malone, and Barkley combined.

You’re upset because someone is being insensitive? Please tell me that you see the irony in that.

lol

This logo represents more than the team - it represents the city of Cleveland

I guess LeBron needs to stop talking trash about the Warriors choking because they lost after being up 3-1...

Nah. Cleve coulda worn the “C”, coulda shown the world that they weren’t a bunch of racist shit-smears, coulda won the series. But they didn’t, they are and they didn’t. Fuck you.

Every time I almost feel sorry for Indians fans I see pictures like that one woman gingerly clutching her Chief Wahoo board and then I’m just so happy they lost. Fuck them.