People who don’t say thank you whenever a common courtesy is extended (i.e. holding the door open). People who don’t tip. People who don’t clean up their dog’s crap. People who litter. People who put gum anywhere other than in the trash (or at least a napkin).

Pickle guy doesn’t realize he’s an asshole

If you run into an asshole in the morning, then you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day then you’re the asshole.

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Coyotes 2.0: Don’t Desert Us

Great idea! I can’t imagine what would be better for a consumer then no competition!

Half iced tea/ half cocaine?

Even the toughest motherfuckers would crumble under the beatings the Bradford has taken in his career.

I think the biggest take away from that trade is that Bridgewater’s career might be over.

Bradford still has bones constructed of spun sugar, but this is the best offensive system he’s ever been in. It might not be a disaster.

Am I the only Pats fan morbidly curious how two weeks of Peyton Manning in a Pats jersey would go? According to my friends... yes, yes I am.

"I’m like, ‘Sam, don’t be dead.’ Next play: bullet."

Deep down I wished this fuckwad was able to live and go to try and then the real dirty secrets would come to life.

Grassy Knoll green with Lead Gray trim.

It’s the I Have a Dream Team.

Goddamn right.

Creamsicle or GTFO!

Yeah it’s complicated, seems like it would be a lot easier for people to just be “not colorblind.”

Do not presume to know what team I am a fan of. Because you’ve actually got that EXACTLY wrong, I am a Giants fan. Also I think I am confused by your comment, who deserved what now? Odell deserved to get threatened?

Thank CHRIST they came down hard on the guy celebrating, and not the guys making headshots