The Thunder’s existence negatively impacts Macklemore. Isn’t that reason enough for them to continue to exist for forever?

I would read a book of this, provided each story was a page long and there were no more than 25 pages.

Lost in all this- Whiteside fulfills his destiny of being the highest paid player on a very bad team.

I guess this means that Bosh is only a heartbeat away from leaving the Heat too.

Oregon: California’s Canada™

Raiders wouldn’t be an issue for too much longer...

Pittsburgh matched theirs with soot and urine, so.....

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

Like how the Broncos drafted Manning, Aquib Talib, Demarcus Ware, Evan Mathis, and Emmanuel Sanders to build their championship team last year?

Yes, because the most popular sport (soccer) in the world does not have elite talent aggregation by the top teams in every league except MLS.

Really? The patriots? Yankees? Red wings? Just think before you type.

The Kings, seeing an opportunity, have reportedly offered Duncan a max contract.

I say without hyperbole that this is the greatest thing I have ever seen on the internet.

You’re right; my mistake. The person who taped TRAITOR to his former favorite player’s jersey and is protesting the fact that the player agreed to a contract somewhere else by holding up a sign outside the team’s headquarters is acting in a perfectly reasonable way.

Someone a little more explosive than Kevin Durant put OKC on the map. I hate myself

These two should go have a nice latte at Starbucks.

Yeah, he used it to cut off Ned Stark’s head. Because Tyler Durden told him to.

“What I didn’t truly understand, however, was the range of emotions I would feel during this process.”

Prediction: At some point this season, in the midst of a 30-point game streak that will dwarf anything MJ or Joe Dimaggio has ever done, Russell Westbrook will spontaneously combust live on television. He will posthumously be awarded MVP.