More like Horny County!

I bought it on launch day and have only managed to play 5 hours. It’s fine, I guess, but it’s not Zelda.

No, it means that Matthew Dellavedova is the real MVP.

It’s been a banner day for professional sports in Northern California.

Wow, it really didn’t take long for me to forget the Thrashers ever existed.

Devin “Get Me Off This Team” Booker?

Volkswagen- You can screw in them ™

Might as well try to get the Flames to move back.

The Arizona Whalers? I don’t think that will help.

How well would the Kings draw if the played in Pomona?

Orange you glad the Suns won.

Considering the job they gave Jimmy, how big of a fuck up must Joey be?

When the fuck did Adam Schefter become an NBA reporter?

San Francisco, Washington, Southern California

Seattle couldn’t hold on the team they had. People forget that.

CTE? More like See PeePee!

The one-and-done rule is working out well.

Good thing they didn’t trade him to the Grizzlies.

Better find a church.

You obviously weren’t watching television last Sunday.