I need clarification, is it the 5th shooting death actually at the school, or 5th shooting death of a student that attends the school. Both terrible options but if it's the former why would anyone bother to show up?

Graduation based on not what you may have learnt and your grades, but on whether you survived.

Or when they just stare at you until you wake up. 

“This is the fifth shooting death of a student at Austin-East...”

I live around this area and while that gives me absolutely no insight I realize, there have been shootings of teenagers on their way home from this school, in the middle of the day, since January. The police have no suspects and I don’t sense a ton of pressure to figure these murders out quickly. When I heard about…

“This is the fifth shooting death of a student at Austin-East this year”

So one idiot school cop shoots the other and then they both blast away at the supposedly armed student who didn’t shoot anyone. Do I have that right?

Like this jerk, I don’t know enough about drug culture to differentiate between a crackhead, a heroin junkie, a methhead, a coke freak or a strict alcoholic because people come in all shapes and types. If they don’t work regularly, are dressed poorly and act fidgety, they’re all Crackies to me. The thing I’ve known…

She tried that shit when she learned to climb out of her crib a few months ago. We somehow were successful in imparting upon her the importance of not doing that, or leaving her room in the middle of the night at all by herself. So when she needs one of her stuffed animals or whatever the fuck, she just yells DADDY…

“So, you?, you dumb motherfucker” -News host to this clearly white loose teeth mouth smacking crackhead motherfucker

This is exactly what happens when you let you opponent set the terms of the argument. Republicans called it that, then Democrats were like “ok, well, since you’re calling it that, let’s have an honest discussion about how it’s not that”, while the Republicans plugged their ears yelling it over and over.

I see you haven’t yet reached the phase where every night the kid enters your room at a random time you’re dead asleep to tell you they can’t find [favorite stuffed animal, blanket, pillow]. If you had, you’d know that any disturbance, much less a big one, is a far worse issue for you than whatever problem you thought…

That’s not even the comeback he thinks it is. If you immediately resort to comparing cops to crackheads, that doesn’t speak too highly of the profession, does it? Plus, at least being a crackhead would better explain how someone could get a gun and taser mixed up despite 26 years of experience handling them...

“The defund the police movement is calling for a reallocation of the police budget to spend money for more social workers and other trained professionals in areas like mental health that can help de-escalate tense situations.”

I say this without hyperbole, Josh Hawley is the most oppressed human being in all of America right now.

He throws a helluva party. You didn’t need that house, right?

They have to go on FOX because all the other networks and platforms are violating the first amendment and silencing them.  You can tell how silent they are by all the noise they make about being silenced.

Not for nothing I lived next to methhead neighbor and when my dog got out and got into a fight with the other neighbors dog he separated them and stayed with my dog until I came back when other neighbor would have got my dog shot by the cops, and then I would have burned his house down.

So he saved like 3 lives that da…

Depending on the night, I might not mind a flashbang thrown into my kid’s room. Ever since moving to her “big girl bed,” I’d absolutely consider her an enemy combatant in need of disorientation at times.

What’s that?