he has a very forgettable face

As a white boy myself (although far too old for this kinda shit), I feel like it would work a lot better if he called it something like Bro Summer or Dude Summer - we’d still understand he was talking primarily about white boys, but it wouldn’t have the unfortunate connotations. As it is, it comes across too much like…

I’ve tried hard to find some legal justification for this arrest and I can’t find it. We’ve got three main problems with this arrest: One, she didn’t do what she was charged with doing. Two, one of those laws is unconstitutional, and three, she has special protection as a member of the general assembly so there is no…

I mean, the soft bigotry of low expectations and all, but after several millenia of them fucking up shit at every opportunity, this feels like the most harmless possible pursuit we can expect of white guys, and so I think we should divert as many of them into this as possible.

They save lives you know...

i thought you had to be good looking to be a himbo? no?

Chet Hanks is extremely stupid, but so is the “Kings” and “Queens” shit.

Godzilla got some thick ass thighs. :)

The original white boy summer :

Langford continued, “I should know because I was there and helped storm the Capitol. Really gotta watch out for those guys, you know...”.

Much like 9/11 was the rallying cry for any attempt to curtail civil liberties.

Much like 9/11 was the rallying cry for any attempt to curtail civil liberties.

Are you trying to tell me that saying the opposite of what you mean isn’t a more elegant way to express your sentiment?

Well, the Marines and the Army, every member is considered a grunt first. In the Air Force, it depends on your job and not many of the jobs will ever see anything remotely resembling combat because they never leave base and there are Security Forces to protect the base. Pilots have to qualify on the M9 (pistol) which…

I doubt Nike was getting a cut. You’re allowed to buy shoes, change them up, and sell them for more money, as long as you aren’t selling them as official Nike gear.

There are hundreds of car modifying companies that buy cars, modify them to make them faster, put body kits on them, and then sell them for more money…

and that repeating “God Bless America” twice instead would be “more poignant than the original and also makes your point in a more elegant way.”

Nike has never approved aftermarket collabs as far as I know. Unless its a collab Nike itself is producing. Think of this as like buying a modded out car. Honda doesn’t approve some garage to engine swap a Civic and put a crazy body kit on it. That garage is selling an aftermarket, modified product. Same thing with…

Nike is overcorrecting and is figuratively flipping their own car. They need to chill out. They’ve already weathered one controversy this month and can’t risk all eyes on them.

I just heard the BBC try to explain this. It’s even funnier when the person talking has the BBC accent.

He was an AF JAG, I can pretty much guarantee the only M16 he ever held was made of blue rubber and that MOS/AFSC would not require qualifying with the M9, either way, he’s a doughy little bitch.